This is AWESOME! There is now a name for the things we really know we need to do/strive to doâ€¦but let’s face it just don’t have the time to do or simply cannot be arsed. So here are my 8 f*cket list itemsâ€¦
Definitely has to be the pile of laundry I have building upâ€¦It is pretty much a game of Jengaâ€¦Until that pile is over flowing and falling OUT of the hamper I ain’t touching it! Makes it a great game for me, myself and I (and the hubby).
Don’t drink that glass of wineâ€¦F*cket I WILL drink that glass or 2â€¦its delicious and god knows I need a little bit of deliciousness! Another big controversy on having a drink and breastfeeding, but I have done the research and a little tipple is fine! Nom Nom Nomâ€¦.!
Don’t sit there watching TV all dayâ€¦Ok so my social life has actually increased since having baby Max. I find myself triple booked on some days (like today) but in that free time I have found myself desperately trying to find as much cr*p TV as possible. I mean, it has become a bit of a sportâ€¦Love Islandâ€¦check! Celebrity big brotherâ€¦check! Every single program on TLCâ€¦check! I love a little bit of down time…
That mummy figure snap backâ€¦I have gone to the gymâ€¦but who actually has time to go regularly!? I have NO idea how celebs get their figure back so quickâ€¦do I put on the baby bjorn and strut into Pure Gym?! ORâ€¦shall I revert to number 3 and just say F*cket…
Cleaningâ€¦SO I have mentioned the laundry, but to be honest cleaning in any shape is right in thereâ€¦It has become a real talent to just move things around to make the flat look relatively cleanâ€¦Folding a baby grow and neatly putting it back where is was, just chucking anything that remotely looks like rubbish near the bin area will suffice, and a clean of the table makes the apartment sparkleâ€¦thats cleaning mum style done to perfection!
The good old washing your hair is a distant memoryâ€¦I know IÂ should but then I don’t think my hair would get that lovely crazy messy style I am always striving forâ€¦meh its better without! (Keep telling yourself that Louâ€¦.;))
Yummy Mummy lookâ€¦make sure your outfit is always on fleek (I have literally never used that word before)â€¦Trying to find a pair of jeans that fit is a struggleâ€¦I have a good 2 tops that fitâ€¦don’t have sick all over it right nowâ€¦gonna have to do. I literally don’t care.
Limiting the places I breastfeedâ€¦said no mother ever! It wouldn’t be right if I didn’t include this. The idea I have to keep myself covered when I am feeding definitely makes me say “F*cket”. I am overcoming my nerves and loving the confidence I have grown when it comes to feeding in public. If other people careâ€¦.?